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I am a Pornographic Connoisseur
Imobeous
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Tyler Short
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I want your heart! Your soul! And your mind! You'll give me trust! Your body! Then you're mine! And being human, is FUCKED as it is. So what do you wanna do now baby? Do you wanna have a fucking baby??? NO!!!!! Whoa no.... God no... Give it away!!!!! Give it away! All!!!! Get away! GET AWAY GO! Get into the care and dr...ive! Far!!! FAR!!!! Vacation, procreation, sterilization, DISNEYLAND! Should we do it??? Do you wanna do it???? I'll protect you! Mommy!!!! Children and money and family and DEATH and TAXES and CAREER and PICKET FENCES! Just GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! Take it all! FUCK IT ALL! Here it comes! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YEAH!
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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
Perfectionists are their own devils.
Jack Kirby
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-Imobeous
"It's not a toy. It makes REAL cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is Love. Damn it."
"I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies!"
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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
Perfectionists are their own devils.
Jack Kirby
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